I ran into this friend of mine while walking home one evening; a still very dashing young widow and mother of four – 3 boys and a girl.
Probably about 35 years of age.
She is always on about my goatie.
‘Ama pullout this goatie of yours’ she said once again.
“Ohhhhhh, do go ahead” I gladly concurred while also adding that what goes around comes back around for I’ll also pull something substantial in return . . . Every action warrants a reaction that is.
‘You’re joking right ?’ she said, smiling sheepishly and indeed very sexily too.
At that moment, I saw a good opening to drop one of those unguarded responses of mine . . . “You’re sexy you know”.
The glow on her face was phenomenal . . . Like that of an about to be laid eighty something year old.
You use that ‘word’ she said referring to SEXY.
I threw my hands in the air in exasperation.
‘SHIT’ . . . I use a lot more I said, further shocking her.
I use gangsta . . . I use nigga . . . I use all sorts, I disclosed to her . . . Mouth wide open.
She stood there in total disbelief . . . Amazed. Amused. Astonished.
The truth is most people don’t know this about me till they get within arm’s lenght . . . Close enough.
I swear alot . . . Ohhhhh, shocking revelation ?
According to a scientific study, intelligent people use more swear words (Google it) . . . Lol.
“I, O’Shine ORIGINAL, do solemnly swear . . .”
I can swear for your life . . . Not mine.
I so fucking do.
‘Ohhhhhh, he just used another swear word’ you’ll say.
FUCKING is jeest a place in Austria, situate along the border town with Germany . . . So live with it.
It’s a way of life for the people in the town of FUCKING.
They don’t swear . . . They jeest live.
@ O’Shine ORIGINAL
*Fucking is an Austrian village in the municipality of Tarsdorf, in the Innviertel region of western Upper Austria. The village is 33 kilometres north of Salzburg, 4 kilometres east of the German border.