I ran into this friend of mine while walking home one evening; a still very dashing young widow and mother of four – 3 boys and a girl.

Probably about 35 years of age.

She is always on about my goatie.
‘Ama pullout this goatie of yours’ she said once again.

“Ohhhhhh, do go ahead” I gladly concurred while also adding that what goes around comes back around for I’ll also pull something substantial in return . . . Every action warrants a reaction that is.

‘You’re joking right ?’ she said, smiling sheepishly and indeed very sexily too.

At that moment, I saw a good opening to drop one of those unguarded responses of mine . . . “You’re sexy you know”.

The glow on her face was phenomenal . . . Like that of an about to be laid eighty something year old.

You use that ‘word’ she said referring to SEXY.

I threw my hands in the air in exasperation.

‘SHIT’ . . . I use a lot more I said, further shocking her.

I use gangsta . . . I use nigga . . . I use all sorts, I disclosed to her . . . Mouth wide open.

She stood there in total disbelief . . . Amazed. Amused. Astonished.

The truth is most people don’t know this about me till they get within arm’s lenght . . . Close enough.

I swear alot . . . Ohhhhh, shocking revelation ?

According to a scientific study, intelligent people use more swear words (Google it) . . . Lol.

“I, O’Shine ORIGINAL, do solemnly swear . . .”

I can swear for your life . . . Not mine.


I so fucking do.

‘Ohhhhhh, he just used another swear word’ you’ll say.


FUCKING is jeest a place in Austria, situate along the border town with Germany . . . So live with it.

It’s a way of life for the people in the town of FUCKING.

They don’t swear . . . They jeest live.

Kikikikikikikikikikikikikikiiiiiiiii !



*Fucking is an Austrian village in the municipality of Tarsdorf, in the Innviertel region of western Upper Austria. The village is 33 kilometres north of Salzburg, 4 kilometres east of the German border.


22 thoughts on ““I SWEAR”

  1. Funmi G. says:

    I’ve read that only people with limited vocabularies swear. What do they know?? Try lip syncing good gangsta rap and the high is indescribable. Sometimes only a good swear word will do.

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