I ran into this friend of mine while walking home one evening; a still very dashing young widow and mother of four – 3 boys and a girl.
Probably about 35 years of age.
She is always on about my goatie.
‘Ama pullout this goatie of yours’ she said once again.
“Ohhhhhh, do go ahead” I gladly concurred while also adding that what goes around comes back around for I’ll also pull something substantial in return . . . Every action warrants a reaction that is.
‘You’re joking right ?’ she said, smiling sheepishly and indeed very sexily too.
At that moment, I saw a good opening to drop one of those unguarded responses of mine . . . “You’re sexy you know”.
The glow on her face was phenomenal . . . Like that of an about to be laid eighty something year old.
You use that ‘word’ she said referring to SEXY.
I threw my hands in the air in exasperation.
‘SHIT’ . . . I use a lot more I said, further shocking her.
I use gangsta . . . I use nigga . . . I use all sorts, I disclosed to her . . . Mouth wide open.
She stood there in total disbelief . . . Amazed. Amused. Astonished.
The truth is most people don’t know this about me till they get within arm’s lenght . . . Close enough.
I swear alot . . . Ohhhhh, shocking revelation ?
According to a scientific study, intelligent people use more swear words (Google it) . . . Lol.
“I, O’Shine ORIGINAL, do solemnly swear . . .”
I can swear for your life . . . Not mine.
Chuckles.
I so fucking do.
‘Ohhhhhh, he just used another swear word’ you’ll say.
C’mon.
FUCKING is jeest a place in Austria, situate along the border town with Germany . . . So live with it.
It’s a way of life for the people in the town of FUCKING.
They don’t swear . . . They jeest live.
Kikikikikikikikikikikikikikiiiiiiiii !
@ O’Shine ORIGINAL
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*Fucking is an Austrian village in the municipality of Tarsdorf, in the Innviertel region of western Upper Austria. The village is 33 kilometres north of Salzburg, 4 kilometres east of the German border.
Hahahaha..
We should move to “Fucking” Austria 🇦🇹..
O’Shine..
I love your goatee by the way.. Kool…
I swear. Some people are so Righteous. It’s incredible
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I FUCKING agree wif you Nita . . . Fucking here we CUM.
Kikikikikikikikikikikikikiiiiiiiiiiii.
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Hahahaha….
let’s rock and roll 🎸..
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Dancing on the ceiling . . . Lionel Richie.
Lololololololololololololol.
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Great choice..
hope you can dance
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Don’t know if to call that dancin . . . But I sure can wriggle ma waist.
Tehehehheheheheheheheheeeee.
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Wiggle your waist.. ???
Is that a African dance..??
I can wiggle Too..
Every where except my waist though
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Nothing African abourrit . . . Jeest a kinda flow with the rythym.
Lol.
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Hahahaha
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Lololololololololollol.
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I’ve read that only people with limited vocabularies swear. What do they know?? Try lip syncing good gangsta rap and the high is indescribable. Sometimes only a good swear word will do.
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I fucking disagree wif you . . . Kikikikikikikikikikikikikiiiiiiiiiii.
Well . . . I’ve a family member who thinks it’s you freedom to freely express yourself.
Free Speech.
Lololololololololollol.
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No fucking way! We’re fucking similar. I swear too! Unbefuckinglievable!
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You’re absofuckinglutely awesome mehnnnnn.
Kikikikikikikikikikikikiiiiiiiiiiii.
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😀😀😀
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I salute.
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Haha. You just had to look for a place that’s in tandem with the word. Good one.
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Winks winks . . . Still looking for how to relate and translate that word too.
SHAYMA.
Kikikikikikikikikikikikikikiiiiiiiiii.
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Lol
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. . . Lolololololololololol.
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oh my goodness,,, that made me crack up… why are people so shocked when you use a word that is so versatile, in another way, that makes it not offensive at all. Fuck can be a verb, adverb, adjective and obviously is a place. I mean it really is a great word, and I’m glad there’s more people who swear in the world.
http://www.esssentialoilsgangsta.com
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Gosh.
I swear we are one of a kind . . . Kikikikikikikikikikikikiiiiiiiiii.
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