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‘Age’ they say is a number while ‘Old’ is a feeling.
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My friend, Toyen_YEN was fifty yesterday in America.
Another one, CY – The owner of Abe Igi (my lunch place) is going to hit the golden mark come November, serious plans are underway too. I still teased her what the preferred theme would be yesterday. Big or small party ?
Interestingly too, Dapsy my (long) friend is hitting the GOLDEN age next month.
He messaged me a few days ago:
‘Hi Bro.
Please keep Sunday the XYZth of October free.
Will be 50 on the ABCth of October, God willing, and planning on having a thanksgiving and taking my male friends to lunch on the XYZth, when I’m back in Nigeria.
(Madam won’t be around, so no wives). Will send details later. Cheers.’
ME:
“:D – At no wives.
As if I get one.
Wowowowowow.
Happy Birthday in advance.
You will celebrate 100 too.
Amen.
So happy for you – SMALL BOI
:mrgreen:😜😄”
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It’s funny how marking birthdays not only remind us but scares us into realising how so old we have become or are becoming.
One good reason I don’t celebrate birthdays. Forget the unnecessarily huge costs too.
Chuckles.
Ok, you’re wondering what my age is ?
Lemmie just say it here and loud.
I’m not these guys mate ooooooo.
Older. Younger – Watch this space.
Just this morning, I was at the gate with two neighbours; Miss K and Mrs. O – I had strayed into Mrs. O who had travelled home with her big sis to bury sister’s husband who passed after a brief illness.
He would’ve been celebrating his 74th birthday at the end of the month.
She was gisting me about the carnival like burial when Miss K dropped in on us.
‘You’ she screamed Miss K, when she sighted me.
‘Where have you been – Did you travel for summer or what ?’ she asked.
Traaaaa_WHAT ? I wondered.
‘Uncle G is always around Mrs. O’ chipped in.
We all chatted away. Laughed, hilariously too – All three of us, after which they exited my gate.
As they did, I sighted another neighbour. A beautiful young female, strolling down.
I was glad to have let go of my older female neighbours.
As the young lady strolled towards my direction, I fixated my gaze on her; very intentionally and with the objective of locking eyes with her.
Yeah, it’s no longer a secret. I love (like) beautiful women.
Even much better when they’re intelligent.
Sorry about the diversion.
So as I locked my gaze with hers, I followed with a sweet tender smile.
She returned same and I engaged gear – DRIVE.
“HI” in my crisp baritone voice.
Her response was a jolt back to reality for me.
Another reminder of old age.
‘Good morning sir’ she said.
Chaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii !
@ O’Shine ORIGINAL
A great gesture.
Aging is an honour … not shared by us all.
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. . . Indeed a blessing it is.
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How old you are doesn’t matter when you have good health, money and good looks – all of which I have in abundance…hehehe!!!
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. . . Health is wealth.
You took that right outta my mouth.
I pray more for good health than for anything else.
I laugh wif you though.
Kikikikikikikikiiiii.
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Pemi loruko, ko fami ni irugbon…..Agbaya uncle G
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. . . See who dey talk oooooooo. The leader of the pemiloruko memes.
Tongue out.
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Bros G……..😃😃😃😃😃😃
Age ain’t nothing but a number…….ayounge ni yin naa.
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. . . Toy.
As you can see, that’s my opening liner.
But wif all these friends being 50 left right and centre.
Kikikikikikikikiiiiiii.
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Who says we r old , we r only young as ever so stay happy and young.
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. . . Young at heart. Teheheheheheheheheheee.
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Yes of course
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. . . You gorrit.
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Right about that…….. ‘ old is a feeling’
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. . . Yeah right.
How’s your feeling ?
Lololololololololololololol.
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Just imagine…”Goodmorning Sir ”
Humnnnnnnnnnnn, the other day my kids showed me my Old Driver Licence Booklet, I was started……..i shared at it for more than five minutes before returning it back to them.
..this could be a reality check you know!!!
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. . . Prince.
Yeeeeeeeee, I remember truly when it was a booklet we had as driver’s license.
If you had one, you’re old mehnnnnn.
Kikikikikikikikikikiiiiiii.
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Fifty years, i wish!
cheers chris
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. . . Chris.
I wish you 50 and much more in advance.
Chuckles.
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Well, at lease a couple…
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. . . Pulling your legs.
Chuckles.
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Och!
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. . . Would come a time I won’t have to anyway. Lol.
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😊
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. . . Chuckles.
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Roflmao!!!!!!!! Daddy O’Shine!!!! Permit me to address you by the proper appellation, Sir!
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. . . Gerrarahia mehnnnnn.
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It’s been worth tagging along with YOU:
You have been NOMINATED !
😄😃😀
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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you
don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. – Mark Twain
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. . . So on point.
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Great! again.
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. . . I’m grateful for the vote of confidence.
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☺
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. . . Winks winks.
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☺ Glad I was able to give it.
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. . . You ROCK.
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Ikr *dusting my shoulders”.
Just kidding. Thanks.
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. . . Funny you.
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Hilarious.. Nice to meet you Sssiirr 😉
Just thought I’d drop by and thank you for deciding to following my blog and liking some of my posts, I really appreciate it and it is of great encouragement for me.
P.S: African men and beautiful women (shaking my head).
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. . . Huhnnnn. Sir ke ?
Omo kekere ni mi ooooooooo.
What more than to encourage one another.
Truth is you see talent miles away. I see it in you.
Keep it up. Thumbs up.
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Thanks alot, that’s touching. It’s always nice to be acknowledged by others. You have a particular humour, that’s what I see for miles 😉
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. . . If you don’t stand fpr something, you’ll die for nothing.
Good to represent.
Lafta is free anyway. Thanks mega too.
Lolololololololol.
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lolol yep I agree
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. . . Stand up to be counted.
Lol.
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😀
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. . . My latest post is Versatility. I nominated you.
Chuckles.
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OOOHH 😀 Thank you vey much handsome 😉
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#blushing
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😉 My bro from Nigeria (dancing)
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. . . Boogie dance or break dancing ?
Lololololololol.
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Any your imagination leads you to. 😉
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. . . You sure don’t wanna know. None of these two.
Chuckles.
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alright lol
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. . . Lol.
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Lmao. Good morning sir? Maka whyyy. Age shouldn’t really be a restriction to certain things.
http://www.laitanbee.com
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. . . Good morning my friend.
Age is jeest a number. Like time, it’s a reminder that life is creeping in on you and it ain’t gonna wait for no one.
Good to age with grace too.
As in, don’t be an agbaya.
Chuckles.
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I’m afraid that is a very ‘old man’ thing – to overestimate your attraction to young women. Unless you’re rich that is. I don’t think old is just a feeling – it’s so very real!
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. . . No hard and fast rules to anything in life.
Just enjoy it while it last.
Cheers.
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And I was also 50 eventually . . . 14th May, 2018.
Kikikikikikikikikiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.
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